Princess Wendy

 Erik:   Wendy, why are you sitting in that chair again?

Wendy:  Because I am a Princess.

Erik:  Who says you are a Princess?  You're not a Princess!

Wendy:  Au contraire.  I am a Princess.  I just know it.  And, I am sitting on my Princess throne.

Erik:  Mom, is Wendy really a Princess?

Me:  No, Erik, but she likes to pretend.  We will let her say she is a Princess today.